Finish the Sentence

I thought this was funny, pass it on . . .
1. My ex: is married to me
2. Maybe I should: get some sleep soon
3. I love: God, my church, my family, friends, Coke
4. I don't understand: why children die before their parents
5. I lose: my mind on occasion
6. People say I'm: outgoing, but don't always feel that way
7. Love is: what makes the world go round
8. Somewhere, someone is: getting married
9. I will always: love my children
10. Forever is: a long time
11. I never want to: lose someone I love
12. I think the current President is: goofy
13. When I wake up in the morning: I want to go back to sleep
14. My past was: a blur
15. I get annoyed when: it takes 2 hours to check out at Wal-Mart
16. Parties are for: having fun
17. My dog is: non existent
18. My cat is: lazy
19. Kisses are the best when: you have brushed your teeth
20. Tomorrow: never dies
21. I really want: summer to get here
22. I have low tolerance for: people who always think life has given them a raw deal
23. In public: I get impatient
24. Today: is extremely windy
25. My last dream was about: my friend Carrie
26. I suck at: getting things done early
27. I'm going to: get off the computer now